Classic joke, beautifully delivered by Clement Freud.

SMBC Theater, Season 1 DVD. Over an hour of quality sketches, free to all.

rubber-biscuit:

Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it’s not you!

rubber-biscuit:

Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it’s not you!

(Source: rolypoly-dandy)

Ah Rebekah
Hair aflame
Will you stoop
To take the blame
Will there be 
Excuses lame
Are you now
The Queen of Shame
Is it innocence
You claim
People that you
Cannot name
Exhibits
In a losing game
Will the Murdochs
Do the same
As the FBI 
Take aim
Are you
Or have you ever been
So clearly in the frame
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A very merry unbirthday to us!

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